The Legend Of Kuekuatsu And The Moon- The moon's lonely. Did y'know that? She's lonely, 'cause she had a lover, long time ago. His name was Kuekuatsu. They lived together in the spirit world, and they ran through the stars every night, together, never lovin' anyone else but each other. They were happy together, perfect for each other... But those things don't last... There was another in the spirit world, Trickster, and he loved the moon as well. He wanted her, and all her powers, to himself. He plotted and planned for eons, until finally he had the perfect plan. He marched up to Kuekuatsu one day and told him to come along, that he had something show him. So they went, and traveled the earth for a long ways, 'till they came to a field full of' wildflowers. But the most beautiful of all was a wild rose bush in full bloom. Kuekuatsu stopped there, looking at the roses, and finally mentioned what Trickster wanted t'hear 'im say: 'Would...